What happens when you mix the wackiness of homeopathy with the ridiculousness of religion? You get the Matthew 4 Protocol. I don’t know if you heard, but cancer has completely vanished from the face of the Earth. No, I haven’t noticed that either. But this morning I got an e-mail from The Washington Times telling me that the Bible has cured cancer.
The e-mail begins by stating that atheists are speechless and can’t explain this. There is a healing message hidden in the Bible on page 856 of the King James Bible. This of course was an advertisement for a “groundbreaking” book. The e-mail directed me to a website which auto-plays a video explaining how on page 856 of the Bible there is a magical cure for cancer. The video goes on for a while, but never does give you the cure. For that, you have to sign up for the book.
How cruel is this guy? He claims to be able to cure cancer with a simple secret found on a single page of a book almost everyone has or has access too, but he’ll only give it to you if you sign up to his mailing list. In the meantime, you have to suffer and maybe even die. If this miracle cure is so simple that it can be found on one page of the Bible, then you should just come out and say what it is.
Well, I looked up Matthew 4, which is where the cure is said to be located and it talks about fasting for 40 days and 40 nights. So there it is. That must be the magical cure for cancer.
How can I explain away this magical cure? 1. I doesn’t work and 2. People wrote the King James Bible, not God. Even if you are a fundamentalist religious person who believes that God wrote (or divinely inspired) the Bible, human beings translated and published it in the form of the King James Bible.
Oh shit, an atheist just explained it! This “miracle code” is a fraud and it preys on people when they are sick, dying, and desperate. I know that The Washington Times are hard up for advertisers, but bounds of reason here.
The website promotes Dr. Mark Stengler. He is a homeopathic doctor and author of almost a dozen books on homeopathic “medicine.” It seems that all one really has to do to get any attention is to invoke the Bible and then it is no longer a scam, it’s religion!
That is the real Bible Code and that is what Brian Chambers figured out with his book, “The Bible’s Healing Code Revealed.” Well, I have a Bible Code too. Just go to any page of the Bible and it will prove that the Bible is completely fiction! I’ll call it “The Atheist Bible Code Revealed!” 😉
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