Earlier this week we learned of the death of Hugo Chavez.
Now, one Francisco Rivero Valero has invented that this death is the latest in a series of fatalities that happened to those who opened the tomb of Simon Bolivar, Tutankhamun-style:
The columnist notes that several of the people who had direct or indirect relationship with the exhumation of the remains of the Liberator have died from accidents or diseases.
Whaaaaat?!? People who die from accidents and diseases? Super odd!!!!
Could it be that by opening the tomb of Simón Bolívar they deprived themselves of dying from spontaneous combustion… like everybody else?