I am not a fan of the stupid Facebook quizzes that try to tell you what character you are in some show, movie, etc. I haven’t read the Game of Thrones books series, but I am a fan of the HBO show and there is a Facebook quiz that gives you your Games of Thrones name. I am sure there is one that helps you figure out which character you are too, but I haven’t seen it. My question is what fictional character is this other fictional character. What Game of Thrones character is God?
I am going to try to keep spoilers to a minimum. But there might be a few small ones so if you aren’t caught up through at least season four, trend moderately carefully. You have been warned.
I think it is pretty obvious that Joffrey Baratheon is God or more accurately, God is Joeffery Baratheon:
First, he is the king of his fictional world.
Second, he is clearly insane and unpredictably cruel.
Third, he is completely self-absorbed.
Fourth, he is a coward who makes other people fight his battles for him.
Fifth, he hates women.
Sixth, he’s a raging homophobe.
Seventh, he tortures those who refuse to worship him.
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