1. “If there were no God, there would be no atheists.” (Or so I was told by an Anglican minister.)
2. Therefore, the existence of an atheist is enough to prove the existence of God.
3. The existence of a theist is not enough to prove the existence of God.
4. Therefore, it is greater to be an atheist than a theist.
5. Therefore, since God is maximally great, God is an atheist.
6. God would believe in himself if he existed.
7. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.