X-Gay Greg’s wife (who looks an awful lot like Victoria Jackson in this video) writes songs and I thought you’d find her latest interesting. The title? “Keep Your Clothes On.” In no particular order, I typed a few lines that caught my attention… it boasts lyrics like:
Is your voice getting lower? Is your hair coming in?
Keep your pecker on in its home.
Your greasy fingers should not roam.
Keep your panties on and your zippers zipped.
Don’t show your thong on any date.
I don’t care if you’ve got public hair or abs that are ripped…
Keep your legs shut together in good or cloudy weather… keep your clothes on.
If John Lennon were alive, he’d have a run for his money with this little diddy. Enjoy.
