On April 1st of all days, people are on their guard for fake news stories, especially on the more playful blog sites. We are bound to see sensational headlines like this:
.@danarel: CJ Werleman Calls New Atheists “White Supremacists” http://t.co/1QgSZtYJBi
— Patheos Nonreligious (@PatheosNonrelig) April 1, 2015
Okay, maybe that one was real. Always hard to say with Werleman.
Now this one is almost certainly a fake op-ed:
Background Probability: Strength Through Unity http://t.co/mOYhbPRUGy
— Skeptic Ink (@SkepticInk) April 1, 2014
Somewhere between real news and fake editorials are bizarrely prophetic articles which only turn out to be true months or years later:
http://t.co/jIFrsQh5 Sad News: Greg Laden Departing: Many of you know that Greg Laden and I are good friends. He has… http://t.co/jrdabURd
— Atheist Feed (@AtheistFeedz) April 1, 2012
http://t.co/jIFrsQh5 Dana and the Message of the Rocks: It pains me to announce this. It really does. Once upon a… http://t.co/wKw8PSs1
— Atheist Feed (@AtheistFeedz) April 1, 2012
http://t.co/jIFrsQh5 Why is Crommunist Leaving Free Thought Blogs? The answer will shock you.: The blog, Crommunist… http://t.co/v3GA044g
— Atheist Feed (@AtheistFeedz) April 1, 2012
http://t.co/jIFrsQh5 Sad news – farewell to the Lousy Canuck: It pains me deeply to announce that, after nearly a… http://t.co/RuB3TGbE
— Atheist Feed (@AtheistFeedz) April 1, 2012
http://t.co/jIFrsQh5 Farewell to Jen McCreight: Hi folks, As you probably already heard elsewhere, Jen McCreight,… http://t.co/L9wqiNRS
— Atheist Feed (@AtheistFeedz) April 1, 2012
http://t.co/jIFrsQh5 Goodbye, Greta!: It’s official: Greta Christina will be leaving Freethought Blogs. I know, it… http://t.co/wm9vYSPj
— Atheist Feed (@AtheistFeedz) April 1, 2012
At least all of these pretend stories were realistic enough to be plausible. Also, the date stamp is bit of a giveaway. Unlike these sneakily unseasonal shenanigans over at Patheos:
.@jteberhard: Kim Davis denies a marriage license to an atheist couple. http://t.co/eF81kfKi5V
— Patheos Nonreligious (@PatheosNonrelig) September 22, 2015
I’m almost sure that never happened, but can’t be bothered to fact check it. Probably just clickbait.
https://twitter.com/tkmlac/status/646370219590447104
Now this one sounds like another CJ Werleman pronouncement. Probably not worth heeding, much less resharing.
In fact, ignore all of what I’ve posted above. There is only one worthwhile takeaway from all this nonsense:
It's the day where everyone believes nothing they read, only to resume to believe everything they read tomorrow.
— Anerisian (@Aneris23) April 1, 2016
Not all forms of skepticism may be found at the intersection of science education and consumer protection. Sometimes it can be a worthwhile step forward merely to make a habit of constantly wondering whether you’re being misinformed. Let’s try not forget this lesson tomorrow.