• Jesus is the Answer

    Spotted northbound on I-35

    Whenever I see this particular message, I always find myself wondering what the original question was meant to be.

    “How many roads must a man walk down?”

    No, that doesn’t work at all. The answer to that one is 42.

    “How should we pronounce Ἰησοῦν in contemporary English?”

    Too obscure.

    “What mythical figure was willingly tortured to death in order to give his allegedly omnipotent self the power to forgive his own children for following their inborn inclinations?”

    Too obvious.

    “Now that I’ve come to a low ebb in my existence such that I’m taking life advice off the rear ends of heavy transport vehicles, is there a popular Messiah figure whom should seriously consider as the object of my spiritual devotion?”

    Nailed it. (Him?)

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