{"id":309,"date":"2012-11-16T16:38:51","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T16:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/?p=309"},"modified":"2012-11-16T16:40:04","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T16:40:04","slug":"what-ill-be-doing-instead-of-twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/2012\/11\/16\/what-ill-be-doing-instead-of-twilight\/","title":{"rendered":"What I&#8217;ll be doing instead of Twilight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my colleagues <a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/2012\/11\/16\/do-not-attend-the-final-installment-of-breaking-dawn\/#comment-246\">has posted<\/a> that this public\u00a0nuisance is being released and some weeny is getting all upset because kids, apparently, will turn to vampirism and occultism based on this.<\/p>\n<p>Just to reassure this dimwit, I have no intention of going anywhere near the new twilight film, nor can I stand Harry Potter. \u00a0Instead I will be curled up with the much more wholesome\u00a0Flesh of Cretacia:<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=OFS9B-pKZnk<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my colleagues has posted that this public\u00a0nuisance is being released and some weeny is getting all upset because&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/prussian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}