{"id":553,"date":"2014-01-25T01:58:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-25T09:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/?p=553"},"modified":"2014-01-25T01:58:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-25T09:58:12","slug":"friday-messiah-turkmenbashi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/2014\/01\/25\/friday-messiah-turkmenbashi\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Messiah: Turkmenbashi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Saparmurat_Niyazov.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-554\" alt=\"Saparmurat_Niyazov\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Saparmurat_Niyazov-241x300.jpeg\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Saparmurat_Niyazov-241x300.jpeg 241w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Saparmurat_Niyazov.jpeg 265w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><\/a>So what is the difference between a personality cult and a messianic cult?\u00a0 This is not a riddle, it&#8217;s a serious question \u2013 and the correct answer is, as far as I can see, structurally they are pretty much the same thing.\u00a0 Today I want to check off the messianic characteristics of one of the most bizarre personality cults of recent times: the cult of the late Saparmurat Niyazov, glorious leader of Turkmenistan from 1985 until his death in 2006.<\/p>\n<p>Turkmenistan was one of the last Soviet republics to secede from the USSR, in 1991.\u00a0 The majority of the population of just over five million is religiously Muslim and ethnically Turkman, with small Uzbek, Persian and Khazakh minorities.\u00a0 Niyazov was the Soviet party boss who had taken control in 1985 and retained it in 1991, and if anything the transition made him <b><i>more<\/i><\/b> powerful.<\/p>\n<p>In 1992, he gave himself the title of Turkmenbashi, meaning the leader (or father) of all Turkmen.\u00a0 In 1999, through a decree of his hand-picked puppet parliament, he became president for life\u2014a common move for dictators wishing to preserve a fiction of democracy.\u00a0 His cemented his hold by making himself the centre of a personality cult of the sort that often develops in totalitarian states, aided by iron control of the media, the borders, and the police.\u00a0 But this one went even farther than most.<a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/arch2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-556\" alt=\"arch2\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/arch2.jpg\" width=\"156\" height=\"280\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Niyazov plastered the nation with self-portraits\u2014again, not an unusual activity for totalitarian dictators.\u00a0 But Niyazov&#8217;s portraits\u00a0leaned towards gold-plated larger-than-life heroic statuary, like the one crowning his grandiose \u201cNeutrality Arch\u201d \u2013 a massive 40-foot gold-plated figure, winged and waving, and motorized to turn slowly through the day, so as always to face into the sun.\u00a0 There were so many of these overgrown Oscars, and so many posters and billboards of the leader\u2019s face, that one visitor said being in Turkmenistan was like living inside Niyazov\u2019s personal photograph album.\u00a0 In fairness, though, it should be pointed out that not all the statues were of himself\u2014a few were of his mother.\u00a0\u00a0 Anyway, on a notional cult checklist, we can certainly check off narcissism.<\/p>\n<p>The grandiose architecture is another tipoff.\u00a0 Like Hitler, who spent many happy hours playing with Speer&#8217;s models of a fabulous new Berlin, Niyazov made a hobby of commissioning astonishing buildings and ambitious boulevards, lavishly supplied with fountains and artificial lakes although Asgabat is in the middle of the desert.\u00a0 And how was this funded?\u00a0 The same way that Dubai, for example, funds its architectural follies.<\/p>\n<p>Turkmenistan sits on huge energy reserves.\u00a0 That means huge revenues on the one hand; and kid-glove treatment of whoever happens to be in charge, by oil companies and foreign governments who want in.\u00a0 As usual, those revenues were treated more or less as private income by Niyazov and his ex-KGB inner circle.\u00a0 Meantime, public spending was mostly on Niyazov\u2019s pet projects and monuments to himself, while the people slid into poverty, the infrastructure crumbled, and public services were cut back.\u00a0 For example, most hospitals were closed, pensions cut, medical personnel fired by the thousands, the state education system eviscerated, and all libraries outside Asgabat were closed on the grounds that the people were illiterate anyway, or soon would be.\u00a0 Thus, the next item we can check off on the list is the unequal distribution of resources, with the cream rising straight to the top, and a good bit being lavished on showy public white elephants.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Ashgabatj.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-558\" alt=\"Ashgabatj\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Ashgabatj-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Ashgabatj-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Ashgabatj.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next on the list: isolation from outside influences.\u00a0 Control of the media is pretty much a given for a personality cult, since the media make up the toolkit used to build such a cult, and this case is no exception.\u00a0 Niyazov did his very best, and with considerable success, to cut Turkmenistan off from the rest of the world.\u00a0 He banned internet cafes and drastically limited private access to both internet and satellite communications.\u00a0 At the same time, he exercised extraordinary control over the public media, estimated by human-rights watchdog organizations as being the third most restrictive in the world, after North Korea and Burma.\u00a0\u00a0 Television and radio boiled down to extended versions of the Turkmenbashi Show, with his little icon ever present in the corner.\u00a0 All foreign print media were banned.\u00a0 The internal print media were viciously monitored.\u00a0 The slightest departure from Turkmenbashi worship was treason, and the offender might well disappear into prison and torture, fatally in at least one famous case<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/215374934.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-559\" alt=\"215374934\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/215374934-300x197.jpeg\" width=\"300\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/215374934-300x197.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/215374934.jpeg 563w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Was there a millenarian subtext?\u00a0 I think so.\u00a0 Turkmenbashi\u2019s stated agenda was to revitalize Turkmen culture and create a new, better, more unified and shining world within the borders of Turkmenistan\u2014after first, of course, getting rid of all tawdry vestiges of the old world.\u00a0 And like millenarian movements in general, it was divisive and demonizing: all external influences, for example any foreigners who were not there with checkbook in hand to do business, were <b><i>evil<\/i><\/b>.\u00a0 All internal dissent was not just treasonable, but <b><i>evil<\/i><\/b>.\u00a0 Turkmenistan had not only to be purged of those, but purged of leftovers and reminders of past foreign influence.\u00a0 Only thus, and with properly retrained minds, could the nation follow its visionary leader into a glorious Turkmen future.\u00a0 It is particularly in situations like these that nationalist and religious agendas are shown to be much the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>Another item on our checklist is a stream of increasingly bizarre and idiosyncratic commandments, with penalties: <i>check<\/i>.\u00a0 Niyazov issued a stream of laws and proscriptions based on his somewhat eccentric opinions, essentially enshrining his pet peeves in law.\u00a0 A few examples:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Nobody in the capital could have more than one cat or dog.<\/li>\n<li>Men had to be cleanshaven and short-haired.\u00a0 He encouraged women to wear their hair in braids, because he <i>liked<\/i> braids.<i><\/i><\/li>\n<li>TV presenters could not wear makeup, because he had trouble telling their genders apart when they did.\u00a0 Which is where moustaches might actually have helped.<\/li>\n<li>Gold fillings were forbidden.<\/li>\n<li>Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses were banned, and Hare Krishnas were banned from collecting at airports\u2014which just goes to show that nobody is all bad.\u00a0 But there is a lot of evidence for religious persecution that didn\u2019t make it into the official edicts.<\/li>\n<li>Car radios and recorded music at concerts were banned because he didn\u2019t like them.\u00a0 Ballet, opera and the circus were banned because he thought they were indecent.<\/li>\n<li>By his edict, adolescence was extended to age 25, and old age was redefined as <b><i>starting<\/i><\/b> at 85.\u00a0 Which is part of how he justified cutting the pensions.<\/li>\n<li>Aside from the usual namesake airports, highways and towns, he renamed the months for himself, his mum, and various culture heroes he wished to promote.\u00a0 Also, Monday became Turkmenbashi Day, and his mother\u2019s name replaced the word for bread.\u00a0 And so it went.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/posterParadej.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-560\" alt=\"posterParadej\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/posterParadej.jpg\" width=\"610\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/posterParadej.jpg 610w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/posterParadej-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On the positive side, he decreed that energy, bread, salt and a rice ration would be free to all citizens, a measure that looksremarkably like the corn dole of Imperial Rome; and he allowed booze, though not public smoking and chewing gum. \u00a0When he became the Turkmenbashi, he abolished the death penalty, and pardoned hundreds of common criminals annually during a Muslim festival, though never the ones jailed for so-called political offenses.\u00a0 This benevolence was in a country known for a muzzled press, a reign of terror by ubiquitous secret police, concentration camps for so-called dissidents and their families, and the documented use of torture. So, we see a mixed message of giving with one hand, and bashing with the other, reminiscent of the loving but abusive father-role played by cult leaders like Jim Jones.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/ruhnamaSmall.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-562\" alt=\"ruhnamaSmall\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/ruhnamaSmall.jpg\" width=\"116\" height=\"154\" \/><\/a>Next on the checklist is a holy writ, regarded as divine wisdom from the lips of the messiah, and Niyazov obliges here, too.\u00a0 He wrote down exactly what a good Turkmen should be, and then made damn sure everybody in the country read it.\u00a0 His very own holy scripture was a little book known as the Ruhnama, meaning something like the \u201cMessage to the Soul\u201d.\u00a0 It laid out the Great Leader\u2019s recipe for moral, spiritual and ethnic goodness, in a chaotic mess of folk wisdom, semi-religious ideology, autobiography, Turkmenocentric pseudohistory, and Niyazov&#8217;s own ramblings on the beauty of the landscape.\u00a0 Total blather to outsiders\u2014but to insiders, the greatest book ever written.\u00a0 <i>Or else.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>From its publication in 2001, it spread by decree into every household in the land, shouldering other books out of bookshops, and being treated as equal to the Koran in its power and significance\u2014which is <b><i>serious<\/i><\/b> in a Muslim nation.\u00a0 The idea was that it would soon shape the minds of all the citizens into a correct uniformity, so everybody would live happily together in this Turkmen Utopia.\u00a0 Again by decree, it was adopted as THE textbook for education at all levels, with pupils spending up to three hours a day studying and memorizing it.\u00a0 It even had its own statue: a huge mechanical Ruhnama that opened up every night at 8pm, while a passage was read out on loudspeakers.\u00a0 September was renamed in its honour.\u00a0 In 2003, partly on the strength of the Ruhnama, Turkmenbashi began to be honoured not just as the President for Life, but as a <b><i>prophet.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/RuhnamaStatuej.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-563\" alt=\"RuhnamaStatuej\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/RuhnamaStatuej.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/RuhnamaStatuej.jpg 800w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/RuhnamaStatuej-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And it was not enough just to be seen reading it.\u00a0 Everybody was tested on it\u2014as part of school exams, or to qualify for government employment, or even to get a driver\u2019s license\u2014on the theory that, if you had not internalized the wisdom of the Great Father, you would not be a good driver.\u00a0 And if you were foolish enough to be seen not appreciating the book enough, you and your family risked anything up to loss of jobs, jail, torture, or concentration camp.\u00a0 Speaking as a writer, I have to say, that\u2019s ONE way to deal with bad reviews.\u00a0 And as for the market share and visibility on the bookstore shelves: J.K.Rowling, eat your heart out.<\/p>\n<p>It is interesting to see how Niyazov excused himself for the statues, the posters, and the constant diet of adulation and flattery: it<a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Niyazov_Yushchenko_Bush.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-564\" alt=\"Niyazov_Yushchenko_Bush\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Niyazov_Yushchenko_Bush-300x209.jpeg\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Niyazov_Yushchenko_Bush-300x209.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Niyazov_Yushchenko_Bush.jpeg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> was not for him, he did not want it, would rather not have it\u2014it was all \u201cwhat the people wanted.\u201d\u00a0 And he added, &#8220;If I were a worker and my president gave me all the things they have here [for free] in Turkmenistan, I would not only paint his picture, I would have his picture on my shoulder or on my clothing.&#8221;\u00a0 Which might have been the subject of an edict eventually, except that Niyazov died in December 2006.<\/p>\n<p>What happened to him?\u00a0 He was only 66.\u00a0 Officially, he died of cardiac arrest.\u00a0 Unofficially, we may never know, but the stakes were high, a number of surrounding circumstances were suspicious, and it&#8217;s possible he was dead for a few days before his death was made public.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Gurbanguly2007j.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-566\" alt=\"Gurbanguly2007j\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Gurbanguly2007j-197x300.jpg\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Gurbanguly2007j-197x300.jpg 197w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/lateraltruth\/files\/2014\/01\/Gurbanguly2007j.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><\/a>His successor, Gurbanguly Berdymuhamedov (rumoured to be Turkmenbashi\u2019s illegitimate son, or possibly his personal dentist) started off like a typical pious heir.\u00a0 He did not distance himself from his \u201cdad\u2019s\u201d excesses, but gave him a slap-up state funeral, and then quietly began to repeal some of the great man\u2019s wilder edicts, to slightly downplay the Ruhnama, and to remove some of the more florid statues, including the giant on Neutrality Arch; but he has also begun to replace them with his own.\u00a0 He&#8217;s even writing his own book.\u00a0 There are signs that he is simply weaning the nation off one personality cult, only to offer them another, as Stalin did after Lenin died.\u00a0 But there is little sign that anything is different in the corruption and corrections departments.\u00a0 <i>Plus ca change. <\/i>This is a country to watch with interest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what is the difference between a personality cult and a messianic cult?\u00a0 This is not a riddle, it&#8217;s 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