{"id":411,"date":"2012-11-18T02:11:41","date_gmt":"2012-11-18T02:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/?p=411"},"modified":"2012-11-18T02:11:41","modified_gmt":"2012-11-18T02:11:41","slug":"save-the-pews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/2012\/11\/18\/save-the-pews\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Save the Pews!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>True story coming out of Iowa.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As worship services have become increasingly more relaxed and informal, the dress of some participants has had churchgoers complaining that casual dress has gone too far, that mini-skirts and\u00a0dirty jeans have no place in God\u2019s house. But until recently, the latest fashion hasn\u2019t physically damaged the church.<\/p>\n<p>That has changed with the advent of rhinestone jeans.<\/p>\n<p>In last Sunday\u2019s church bulletin at Immaculate Conception Catholic Church in Moville, Iowa, the following announcement appeared: \u201cHELP SAVE OUR PEWS: The latest jean fashion of rhinestone\/bling stones on the pockets act like rough sandpaper and razors on the pews. Please refrain from wearing these as our pews have already received damage from these stones.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seems this is a big problem as the rhinestones in the back pockets of certain jeans are gouging wood and snagging upholstery like a &#8220;razor.&#8221; Pews are now having to be sanded, revarnished, and polished and\/or reupholstered.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully the rep is reported as saying:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI don\u2019t think the kids crawling on the pews is doing anything,\u201d she added.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can&#8217;t help but wonder if after all the repairs are made, will the pews will be more comfortable.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/siouxcityjournal.com\/lifestyles\/faith-and-values\/save-the-pews-rhinestone-jeans-doing-damage-in-church\/article_f3b7bfc6-0090-5339-9872-a762eb5a84a5.html\">Here&#8217;s the link.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; True story coming out of Iowa. As worship services have become increasingly more relaxed and informal, the dress of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news","tag-in-the-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}