{"id":368,"date":"2012-11-14T15:21:09","date_gmt":"2012-11-14T15:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/?p=368"},"modified":"2012-11-14T15:21:09","modified_gmt":"2012-11-14T15:21:09","slug":"priest-bites-off-ear-holy-war-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/2012\/11\/14\/priest-bites-off-ear-holy-war-batman\/","title":{"rendered":"Priest bites off ear, holy war, Batman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Without commentary, I present:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>AN 80-year-old retired priest allegedly bit an ear off another elderly clergyman during a violent brawl over a parking bay in their block of units.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The brawl occurred in an Australian retirement home for former priests, funded by the Catholic church.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Father Thomas Henry Byrne appeared in court yesterday charged with grievous bodily harm over the incident involving his neighbour, 81-year-old Father Thomas Joseph Cameron Smith.<\/p>\n<p>According to police, after the brawl Father Byrne told Father Smith to pick up an item up on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>It was not until Father Smith returned to his unit that he realised the item he had picked up and put in his pocket was his right ear.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div>They appeared to have argued over a parking spot.<\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p>Magistrate Greg Benn imposed strict bail conditions on Father Byrne, including not going within 10m of Father Smith, nor acting in a violent or threatening manner towards him or attempting to communicate with him.<\/p>\n<p>He was released on bail to appear at Perth Magistrates Court on December 7 to allow him to seek further legal advice.<\/p>\n<p>A neighbour living in the Chester Ave complex said he was &#8220;shocked&#8221; to learn about the fight yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was shocked because we&#8217;re all in our 80s and retired priests,&#8221; he said. &#8220;It&#8217;s very quiet, although they are always driving in and out of the complex.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/top-stories\/year-old-mans-ear-bitten-over-parking-brawl-in-dianella\/story-e6frfkp9-1226514219093\">Here&#8217;s the link.<\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Without commentary, I present: AN 80-year-old retired priest allegedly bit an ear off another elderly clergyman during a violent&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[22,21],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news","category-what","tag-in-the-news","tag-what"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}