{"id":2537,"date":"2014-03-31T08:45:33","date_gmt":"2014-03-31T14:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/?p=2537"},"modified":"2014-03-31T08:45:33","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T14:45:33","slug":"is-your-name-in-the-lambs-book-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/2014\/03\/31\/is-your-name-in-the-lambs-book-of-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Is your name in the Lamb&#8217;s Book of Life?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Suppose you want to find out if you&#8217;re getting into heaven. As most Christians may (or may not) know, the only way to know for sure you&#8217;re in the &#8220;in&#8221; group is to have your name written in the <a href=\"http:\/\/biblehub.com\/revelation\/21-27.htm\">Lamb&#8217;s Book of Life. <\/a>This is why many Christians have a &#8220;sinner&#8217;s prayer,&#8221; baptism, some sort of ceremony when they convert. This will evidently ensure that God won&#8217;t forget to write down their name in that particular book. Say a prayer? Boom, it&#8217;s written down. Get some water sprinkled in your hair? You&#8217;re in. Do something bad? It&#8217;s evidently removed with a magical eraser.<\/p>\n<p>But what do you do if you&#8217;re unsure of the current status of your coveted listing in the Lamb&#8217;s Book of Life?<\/p>\n<p>Why, you can just call Bishop Thomas Wahome of Helecopter of Christ Church in Kenya. For a mere ten bucks, he&#8217;ll let you know if you, or someone you love, holds that desired listing.<\/p>\n<p>However, there are just a few minor ethical problems with this guy&#8217;s plan.<\/p>\n<p>1. Wahome lives in Kenya. UNICEF lists Kenya among the &#8220;30 poorest countries of the world. Many of the people living there simply don&#8217;t have that kind of money because&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>2. A whopping 25 percent of the Kenyan population lives on only a dollar per day. Which means&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3. Wahome is charging these people the equivalent of two week&#8217;s living expenses simply to find out if they&#8217;re eligible to get into heaven.<\/p>\n<p>We have this courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.christianpost.com\/news\/kenyan-televangelist-thomas-wahome-charges-congregation-to-check-if-their-names-are-in-gods-book-of-life-114299\/\">The Christian Post:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wahome, whose followers have branded him a prophet, believe he has been granted special access to the pages of God&#8217;s book and have reportedly been turning to him to check on their heavenly status.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am shocked. My friends told me their names are in the Book of Life and I should also go to check if I will be allowed into Heaven,&#8221; Sheila Mbaya, a married mother of one, told <a href=\"http:\/\/www.standardmedia.co.ke\/entertainment\/thenairobian\/article\/4122\/only-sh1-000-to-know-if-you-will-go-to-heaven\">The Nairobian<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The publication called Wahome&#8217;s ministry to verify Mbaya&#8217;s claim and a woman identified as Pastor Salome confirmed that it would cost $1,100 Kenyan Shillings to check the Book of Life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So he&#8217;s a prophet, eh? We should send him to<a href=\"http:\/\/www.randi.org\/site\/index.php\/1m-challenge.html\"> James Randi<\/a> for a quick test of his prophetic abilities.<\/p>\n<p>It gets better. A while back, you could touch Wahome&#8217;s clothes and get healed. Problem was, if you wanted to touch him, it would set you back a little over ten bucks. But hey&#8230; you&#8217;d get healed. I get giddy thinking of all the money I could save on my upcoming cancerversary tests. Hmmm&#8230; ten bucks versus another CAT scan, blood tests, colonoscopy, physical, etc. Reality based science isn&#8217;t nearly as fun as &#8220;touch my clothes and be healed forever and ever, amen.&#8221; Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the scary part: This guy&#8217;s popular. If you think his church is small, you&#8217;d be wrong. Check out some of his work (please note, this vid is not in English, but it&#8217;ll give you a taste of his style).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"PROPHECY SERMON  BY PASTOR THOMAS WAHOME.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6xEEK3_jt-o?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.christianpost.com\/news\/kenyan-televangelist-thomas-wahome-charges-congregation-to-check-if-their-names-are-in-gods-book-of-life-114299\/\">Via The Christian Post<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Suppose you want to find out if you&#8217;re getting into heaven. As most Christians may (or may not) know,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}