{"id":1718,"date":"2013-03-20T21:10:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T03:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/?p=1718"},"modified":"2013-03-20T21:10:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T03:10:00","slug":"keep-your-clothes-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/2013\/03\/20\/keep-your-clothes-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Keep your clothes on"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/2013\/03\/05\/too-sad-for-words-xgay-gregs-wife-is-11-months-pregnant\/\">X-Gay Greg&#8217;s wife<\/a> (who looks an awful lot like Victoria Jackson in this video) writes songs and I thought you&#8217;d find her latest interesting. The title? &#8220;Keep Your Clothes On.&#8221; In no particular order, I typed a few lines that caught my attention&#8230; it boasts lyrics like:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Is your voice getting lower? Is your hair coming in?<\/p>\n<p>Keep your pecker on in its home.<\/p>\n<p>Your greasy fingers should not roam.<\/p>\n<p>Keep your panties on and your zippers zipped.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t show your thong on any date.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care if you&#8217;ve got public hair or abs that are ripped&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Keep your legs shut together in good or cloudy weather&#8230; keep your clothes on.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If John Lennon were alive, he&#8217;d have a run for his money with this little diddy. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Keep Your Clothes On\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qyBN6MkOO-o?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; X-Gay Greg&#8217;s wife (who looks an awful lot like Victoria Jackson in this video) writes songs and I thought&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-1718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what","tag-what"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/incongruentelements\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}