Posted by a member of Southeast Alabama Freethought:
Yesterday a friend and I were heading home and decided to pull into Best Burger’s. We ordered and sat there for a minute, then my friend did a little prayer because we needed to be home soon. Maybe a minute later our food gets to the window and we leave, then she says “You can’t say prayer doesn’t work.” in a playful tone. The first thing I think is “So God is a fucking short-order chef now?”. Of course I live with this person, so I’m screwed, but I thought I would share.
May the Holy Spirit cook your fries a little faster.
Apparently, God refuses to wear the “short order cook” hat for the starving children in South America. Pity.
