{"id":245,"date":"2011-06-15T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/believingbullshit\/2011\/06\/15\/pseudo-profundity-from-believing-bullshit\/"},"modified":"2011-06-15T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T17:15:00","slug":"pseudo-profundity-from-believing-bullshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/believingbullshit\/2011\/06\/15\/pseudo-profundity-from-believing-bullshit\/","title":{"rendered":"Pseudo-profundity – from “Believing Bullshit”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a sample chpt from my new book. I have posted previous drafts here before of course.<\/span>

PSEUDO-PROFUNDITY<\/span><\/p>\n

Some marketing, religious, and lifestyle gurus have genuinely profound insights to offer. Others spout little more than pseudo-profundity. Pseudo-profundity is the art of sounding profound while talking tosh. Unlike the art of actually being profound, the art of sounding profound is not particularly difficult to master. As we\u2019ll see, there are certain basic recipes that can produce fairly convincing results \u2013 good enough to convince others, and perhaps even yourself, that you have gained some sort of profound insight into the human condition.<\/p>\n

If you want to achieve the status of a guru it helps to have some natural charisma and presentational skills. Sincerity, empathy, or at least the ability to fake them, can be useful. Props also help. Try wearing a loincloth, a fez, or, in a business setting, a particularly brash waistcoat. But even without the aid of such natural talents or paraphernalia, anyone can produce deep- and meaningful-sounding pronouncements if they are prepared to follow a few simple recipes.<\/p>\n

State the obvious<\/span><\/p>\n

To begin with, try pointing out the blindingly obvious. Only do it i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-y s-l-o-w-l-y and with an air of superior wisdom. The technique works best if your pronouncements focus on one of life\u2019s big themes, such as love, money and death. So, for example:<\/p>\n

We were all children once
Money can\u2019t buy you love
Death is unavoidable<\/p>\n

State the obvious in a sufficiently earnest way, perhaps following up with a pregnant pause, and you may find others begin to nod in agreement, perhaps murmering \u201cYes, how very true that is\u201d.

Contradict yourself<\/span><\/p>\n

A second technique is to select words with opposite or incompatible meanings and cryptically combine them in what appears to be a straightforward contradiction. Here are a few examples:<\/p>\n

Sanity is just another kind of madness
Life is a often a form of death
The ordinary is extraordinary<\/p>\n

Such sentences are interpretable in all sorts of ways and can easily appear profound. In George Orwell\u2019s novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, two of the three slogans of the Party have this character:<\/p>\n

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re an aspiring guru, why not produce your own contradictory remarks? The great beauty of such comments is that they make your audience do the work for you. Their meaning is not for you, the guru, to say \u2013 it\u2019s for your followers to figure out. Just sit back, adopt a sage-like expression, and let them do the intellectual labour. <\/p>\n

The thought that contradiction is a mark of profundity sometimes crops up in a religious context. Non-believers will suppose contradictions within a religious doctrine reveal that it contains falsehoods. The faithful are likely to take the same contradictions as a mark of profundity. Contradictions have other advantages too. A series of simple, unambiguous claims is easy to refute. Not so a series of such cryptic remarks. So, if you\u2019re planning to start your own religion and want to say things that will both appear profound and also be invulnerable to criticism, try making a series of contradictory pronouncements. Assert, but then deny. For example, say that your particular god is. And yet, he is not. Your god is everything, and yet nothing. He is one, and yet he is many. He is good. But then again he isn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

None of this is to say that such seemingly contradictory remarks can\u2019t convey something genuinely profound. They can certainly be thought-provoking (even Orwell\u2019s poisonous examples \u2013 I bet you can find some sort of truth in all of them). But, given the formulaic way contradictions can be used to generate pseudo-profundity, it\u2019s wise not to be too easily impressed.<\/p>\n

Deepities<\/span><\/p>\n

Another recipe for generating pseudo-profundity, identified by the philosopher Daniel Dennett , is the deepity. A deepity involves saying something with two meanings \u2013 one trivially true, the other profound-sounding but false or nonsensical. Dennett illustrates with:<\/p>\n

Love is just a word<\/p>\n

On one reading, this sentence is about the word \u201clove\u201d (though notice that, if the sentence is about the word, then it really ought to appear quotation marks). The word \u201clove\u201d is indeed just a word, as are the words \u201csteel\u201d and \u201cconcrete\u201d. So, on this reading, the sentence is trivially true. On the other reading, the sentence is about not the word \u201clove\u201d, but love itself \u2013 that which the word \u201clove\u201d refers to. Love is often defined as a feeling or emotion. Love may even, arguably, be an illusion. But the one thing it definitely isn\u2019t is a word. So on this second reading, \u201cLove is just a word\u201d is obviously false.<\/p>\n

Deepities trade on the ambiguities between such readings. It\u2019s the ambiguity that generates the \u201cOh wow!\u201d response, that makes people gasp, \u201cGolly, yes, actually love is just a word, isn\u2019t it?!\u201d, as if they have suddenly been struck by something terribly profound.<\/p>\n

Trite-nalogies<\/span><\/p>\n

Here\u2019s a particularly effective way of generating pseudo-profundity. First, take some trite observation about the human condition, such as:<\/p>\n

\u2022 life is often surprising
\u2022 people often feel there\u2019s something missing from their lives
\u2022 we should appreciate things while we can
\u2022 we should make the most of the opportunities we get<\/p>\n

Then, wrap your chosen trite observation in an analogy. I call the result a trite-nalogy. \u201cLife is like a\u2026.\u201d provides one popular template. Here are a few examples I quickly found on the internet:<\/p>\n

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. (Forest Gump)<\/p>\n

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. (Lou Erickson)<\/p>\n

Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us. (Thomas L. Holdcroft)<\/p>\n

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. (Lillian Dickson)<\/p>\n

The result can often be terribly deep-sounding.<\/p>\n

Sermons and homilies sometimes involve trite-nalogies. Alan Bennett produced a hilarious spoof in his sketch \u201cThe Sermon\u201d (which Bennett delivered while wearing a dog collar):<\/p>\n

Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines. We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key. I know I have. Others think they\u2019ve found the key, don\u2019t they? They roll back the lid of the sardine tin of life. They reveal the sardines, the riches of life, therein, and they get them out, and they enjoy them. But, you know, there\u2019s always a little bit in the corner you can\u2019t get out. I wonder is there a little bit in the corner of your life? I know there is in mine! <\/span><\/p>\n

The author Douglas Adams, no doubt irritated by such \u201cLife is like a \u2026.\u201d pseudo-profundities, produced his own surreal version:

Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.<\/span><\/p>\n

Parables, too, are sometimes trite-nalogies. Take this example:<\/p>\n

The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. “Lord, I can’t go on,” he said. “I have too heavy a cross to bear.” The Lord replied, “My son, if you can’t bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. Then open another door and pick any cross you wish.” The man was filled with relief. “Thank you, Lord,” he sighed, and did as he was told. As he looked around the room he saw many different crosses; some so large the tops were not visible. Then he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. “I’d like that one, Lord,” he whispered. And the Lord replied, “My son, that’s the cross you brought in.” <\/span><\/p>\n

Take the important but obvious truth that we often over-estimate our own woes and fail to realize how serious are the problems of others, draw an analogy with carrying heavy crosses, and voila – you\u2019re profound! In this example, the pseudo-profundity also serves to distract the listener\u2019s attention way from more troubling questions, such as: Why does God insist on loading people with such horrendous burdens in the first place?<\/p>\n

Use jargon<\/span><\/p>\n

Whether you\u2019re a business guru, life-style consultant or mystic, introducing some jargon can further enhance the illusion of profundity. Here is a common trick. Make up some words that appear to have meanings similar to those of certain well-known terms, but that differ in some never-fully-explained way. For example, don\u2019t talk about people being sad or happy, but about them having \u201cnegative or positive attitudinal orientations\u201d.<\/p>\n

Next, translate some truisms into your new vocabulary. Take the trite observation that happy people tend to make other people feel happier. That can be recast as \u201cpositive attitudinal orientations have high transferability\u201d.<\/p>\n

It also helps to adopt the vocabulary of \u201cforces\u201d, \u201cenergies\u201d and \u201cbalances\u201d. The use of these words will suggest that you have discovered some deep power that can be harnessed and utilized by others. That will make it much easier to persuade them that they may seriously miss out if they don\u2019t sign up to one of your seminars.<\/p>\n

So, if you\u2019re a marketing guru, try running seminars on \u201cHarnessing Positive Attitudinal Energies Within the Retail Environment\u201d. If some smart-Alec is brave enough to put up his hand at one of your seminars and ask exactly what a \u201cpositive attitudinal energy\u201d is, just define it using other bits of your jargon. That way, you\u2019ll never have to explain what any of your gibberish means. Yet the several truisms around which all your jargon has been wrapped will generate the illusion that you must really be on to something, even if your listeners cannot fully grasp what it is. So you\u2019ll leave them anxious to hear more.<\/p>\n

Adding some scientific jargon or references can be particularly useful in lending your ramblings further fake authority and gravitas. Many purveyors of pseudo-profundity have learned the insight expressed by the great 19th Century scientist James Clerk Maxwell that such<\/p>\n

is the respect paid to science that the most absurd opinions may become current, provided they are expressed in language, the sound of which recalls some well-known scientific phrase. <\/span><\/p>\n

References to quantum mechanics are particularly popular among peddlers of pseudo-scientific claptrap. Quantum mechanics is widely supposed to make weird claims, and hardly anyone understands it, so if you start spouting references to it in support of your own bizarre teachings, people will assume you must be very clever and probably won\u2019t realize that you are, in fact, just bullshitting. So perhaps, if you\u2019re feeling ambitious, put on another seminar entitled \u201cPositive Attitudinal Energies And Quantum Mechanics\u201d.

Post-modern pseudo-profundity
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Sadly, some corners of the academia are dominated by intellectuals whose writing amounts to little than pseudo-profundity. Strip away the academic jargon and pseudo-scientific references from their impressive-sounding pronouncements and you\u2019ll find there\u2019s precious little left. <\/p>\n

Those thinkers often referred to as \u201cpost-modern\u201d include more than their fair share of such jargon-fuelled poseurs. So easy is it, in fact, to produce convincing-looking post-modern gobbledegook that a wag called Andrew Bulhak constructed a computer programme that will write you your own \u201cpost-modern\u201d essay, complete with references. For the Postmodern Essay Generator, go to:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.elsewhere.org\/pomo\/<\/p>\n

I just did and received an essay that begins:<\/p>\n

The primary theme of Cameron\u2019s model of neostructural Marxism is the common ground between society and culture. Sontag\u2019s analysis of Debordist situation states that society has objective value. However, Marx promotes the use of Marxist socialism to analyse class. Debordist situation holds that the goal of the observer is deconstruction. Therefore, the subject is interpolated into a neostructural Marxism that includes art as a paradox. Several materialisms concerning semanticist subdialectic theory may be found. <\/span><\/p>\n

This may be nonsense, but it makes scarcely less sense than the real thing. Possibly more. Consider this example from the French intellectual F\u00e9lix Guattari:<\/p>\n

We can clearly see that there is no bi-univocal correspondence between linear signifying links or archi-writing, depending on the author, and this multireferential, multi-dimensional machinic catalysis. The symmetry of scale, the transversality, the pathic non-discursive character of their expansion: all these dimensions remove us from the logic of the excluded middle and reinforce us in our dismissal of the ontological binarism we criticised previously. A machinic assemblage, through its diverse components, extracts its consistency by crossing ontological thresholds, non-linear thresholds of irreversibility, ontological and phylogenetic thresholds, creative thresholds of heterogenesis and autopoiesis. <\/span><\/p>\n

In 1997, Alan Sokal, a professor of physics at New York University (eminently qualified to comment on the use of scientific terminology) irritated by the way in which some post-modern writers were borrowing terms and theories from physics and applying them in a nonsensical way, published, along with his colleague Jean Bricmont, the book Intellectual Impostures. Impostures carefully and often hilariously exposes the scientific-jargon fuelled nonsense of various intellectuals writing in this vein. About the longer passage from which the Guattari quotation is taken, Sokal and Bricmont, say that it is the:<\/p>\n

most brilliant m\u00e9lange of scientific, pseudo-scientific and philosophical jargon that we have ever encountered; only a genius could have written it. <\/span><\/p>\n

Intellectual Impostures followed the \u201cSokal Hoax\u201d in 1996. Sokal submitted to the fashionable U.S. post-modern journal Social Text an essay packed full of pretentious sounding, pseudo-scientific claptrap. The editors of Social Text, unable to distinguish total claptrap from profundity, published it. After all, Sokal\u2019s \u201cTransgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity\u201d seemed to make as much sense as other papers they published. The publication of \u201cTransgressing the Boundaries\u201d became an \u201cEmperor\u2019s New Clothes\u201d moment for the style of philosophy published by the journal. Social Text became a laughing stock.<\/p>\n

About Jean Baudrillard\u2019s work, which is full of references to chaos theory, quantum mechanics, non-Euclidean geometries, and so on, Sokal and Bricmont write:<\/p>\n

In summary, one finds in Baudrillard’s works a profusion of scientific terms, used with total disregard for their meaning and, above all, in a context where they are manifestly irrelevant. Whether or not one interprets them as metaphors, it is hard to see what role they could play, except to give an appearance of profundity to trite observations about sociology or history. Moreover, the scientific terminology is mixed up with a non-scientific vocabulary that is employed with equal sloppiness. When all is said and done, one wonders what would be left of Baudrillard’s thought if the verbal veneer covering it were stripped away. <\/span><\/p>\n

I include this quotation from Sokal and Bricmont because it nicely summarize what might be said about pseudo-profundity more generally \u2013 pseudo-profundity consists of a thin mixture of the trite, the nonsensical and\/or the obviously false, whipped up into an impressive-looking linguistic souffl\u00e9. Prick it with a fork, let out the hot air, and you\u2019ll find there\u2019s little left. Certainly nothing worth eating.<\/p>\n

In defence of Guattari, Baudrillard, et al, some might say that Sokal and Bricmont have misunderstood what these writers are trying to do. Such post-modern thinkers are themselves engaging in game playing and spoofery. So the joke is really on Sokal and Bricmont.<\/p>\n

This won\u2019t wash. As Richard Dawkins points out in his review of Intellectual Imposteurs, if Sokal and Bricmont\u2019s targets

are only joking around, why do they react with such shrieks of dismay when somebody plays a joke at their expense. The genesis of Intellectual Impostures was a brilliant hoax perpetrated by Alan Sokal, and the stunning success of his coup was not greeted with the chuckles of delight that one might have hoped for after such a feat of deconstructive game playing. Apparently, when you’ve become the establishment, it ceases to be funny when somebody punctures the established bag of wind. <\/span><\/p>\n

Dealing with pseudo-profundity<\/span><\/p>\n

Hopefully, this brief sketch of some of the ways pseudo-profundity can be generated will help you spot it more effectively. If you find yourself on the receiving end of such blather, how should you respond? How can we best reveal pseudo-profundity for what it is?<\/p>\n

Pseudo-profundity\u2019s greatest enemy is clarity. One of the most effective methods of disarming it is to translate what is said into clear, plain English. Say, \u201cRight, so you are saying\u2026\u201d and proceed to jot down in clear, unambiguous prose on back of an envelope precisely what they do mean. Such a translation will typically reveal that what was said one of three things: (i) an obvious falsehood, (ii) nonsense, or (iii) a truism.<\/p>\n

However, combating pseudo-profundity is rarely quite as easy as that. Those who spout it are often aware, at some level, that clarity is likely to unmask them, and will probably resist your attempts to rephrase what they mean in clear and unambiguous terms. They will almost certainly accuse you of a crude misunderstanding (see Moving The Goalposts). Of course, they still won\u2019t explain clearly what they do mean. They\u2019ll just keep giving you the run around by changing the subject, erecting smokescreens, accusing you of further misunderstandings, and so on. For this reason, the unmasking of pseudo-profundity typically requires both time and patience.<\/p>\n

Mockery and satire can have a role to play, as Allan Bennett\u2019s \u201cThe Sermon\u201d and the Post-modern Essay Generator illustrate. The Hans Christian Anderson story, \u201cThe Emperor\u2019s New Clothes\u201d ends with much hilarity when the small boy points out that the Emperor is wearing no clothes at all. The public\u2019s laughter at the Emperor parading about naked finally breaks the spell that the charlatan weavers had, in effect, cast over them all. Laughter can similarly help break the spell that pseudo-profundity casts over us. A little satire may help us recognize that we have been taken in by someone spouting little more than truisms, falsehoods or nonsense dressed up as profundity. That is why those who spout pseudo-profundity often strongly discourage satire and mockery \u2013 taking enormous, exaggerated offence at it.<\/p>\n

There is an important caveat when it comes to the use of humour, however. Obviously, any belief \u2013 even a genuinely profound belief \u2013 can be mocked. I\u2019m not suggesting mockery should replace clear, rigorous criticism of the sort I have attempted to provide here. No one should be encouraged to abandon a belief just because people laugh at it. But, because of its ability to help break the spell that pseudo-profundity casts over its victims, allowing us to entertain for a moment or two the thought that perhaps we have been somewhat gullible or foolish, a little mockery can form an appropriate part of a response. Mockery is both useful and appropriate if we can show that it is deserved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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