{"id":3840,"date":"2016-07-11T06:16:03","date_gmt":"2016-07-11T11:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/?p=3840"},"modified":"2016-07-12T15:49:48","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T20:49:48","slug":"monday-morning-musical-meme-leaving-jesusland-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/2016\/07\/11\/monday-morning-musical-meme-leaving-jesusland-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Morning Musical Meme \u2014 Leaving Jesusland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Leaving Jesusland by NOFX\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9v8oDqN76Mc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We call the heartland not very smart land, IQ&#8217;s are very low but threat levels are high<br \/>\nThey got a mandate, they don&#8217;t want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise<\/p>\n<p>In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds<br \/>\nI hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven&#8217;t seen their genitalia in a while<\/p>\n<p>Maybe that&#8217;s why they&#8217;re so scared of us<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve concerns other than fear and hunger pangs<\/p>\n<p>Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians<br \/>\nAll you brownish red and yellow ones come and join us on the coast<\/p>\n<p>No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot<br \/>\nNo compromise, no sight through others&#8217; eyes, they&#8217;re just flies spreading pieces of shit<br \/>\nYou gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t want visitors in Jesusland<br \/>\nThey want life canned and bland in the fatherland<\/p>\n<p>We want people with college degrees, drug use experience and STD&#8217;s<br \/>\nPeople with open-minded philosophies, come hug California trees<br \/>\nCultural revolution now, neo-conservatives run outta town<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re gonna burn Orange County down,<br \/>\nAnd then we&#8217;re off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too, then we&#8217;re coming after you<\/p>\n<p>The fear stricken, born again Christian, they got a vision a homogenized state<br \/>\nTextbook decline, Intelligent Design<br \/>\nthey got bill nye on the list execrate<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t want visitors in Jesusland<br \/>\nThey want life canned and bland in the fatherland<\/p>\n<p>Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doing things the church forbids<br \/>\nBuddhists, agnostics, and atheists we&#8217;re moving out of jesusland<br \/>\nArt students and thespians, excluding country, all the musicians<br \/>\nWe want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too<\/p>\n<p>No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Share and enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We call the heartland not very smart land, IQ&#8217;s are very low but threat levels are high They got a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":3317,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-musical-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}