{"id":3182,"date":"2015-02-10T17:00:52","date_gmt":"2015-02-10T23:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/?p=3182"},"modified":"2015-02-10T11:33:57","modified_gmt":"2015-02-10T17:33:57","slug":"jesus-is-the-answer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/2015\/02\/10\/jesus-is-the-answer\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus is the Answer"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3183\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3183\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3183 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20150209_172712\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" border=\"0\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712.jpg 1666w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712-37x37.jpg 37w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712-128x128.jpg 128w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150209_172712-184x184.jpg 184w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3183\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Spotted northbound on I-35<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Whenever I see this particular message, I always find myself wondering what the original question was meant to be.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow many roads must a man walk down?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No, that doesn\u2019t work at all. The answer to that one is 42.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow should we pronounce \u1f38\u03b7\u03c3\u03bf\u1fe6\u03bd in contemporary English?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Too obscure.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat mythical figure was willingly tortured to death in order to give his allegedly omnipotent self the power to forgive his own children for following their inborn inclinations?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Too obvious.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow that I\u2019ve come to a low ebb in my existence such that I\u2019m taking life advice off the rear ends of heavy transport vehicles, is there a popular Messiah figure whom should seriously consider as the object of my spiritual devotion?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nailed it.  (Him?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I see this particular message, I always find myself wondering what the original question was meant to be. \u201cHow&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-atheism","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}