{"id":278,"date":"2015-04-22T10:49:10","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T15:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/?p=278"},"modified":"2015-04-22T12:30:59","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T17:30:59","slug":"your-awkward-moments-childrens-bibles-have-been-shipped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/2015\/04\/22\/your-awkward-moments-childrens-bibles-have-been-shipped\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Awkward Moments Children’s Bibles Have Been Shipped"},"content":{"rendered":"

When it comes to epic trolling of Oklahoma politicians, the various and diverse Satanic groups are about to get
\nsome stiff competition in the form of Horus D. Gilgamesh, author of the Awkward Moments Children’s Bible<\/a>:<\/p>\n

We\u2019ve been packing boxes destined for Tulsa, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma City, Norman, Edmond, Lawton, Stillwater \u2013 you name it! Free Bibles are on their way to Oklahoman children everywhere to support generous volunteer Bible distributors from American Atheists, the Freedom From Religion Foundation and many private citizens.<\/p>\n

Our illustrated Bibles normally come with the warning label, \u201cNot For Kids!\u201d However, this disclaimer isn\u2019t because of any language or obscenity on our part, but because we truly don\u2019t believe that stories of incest, rape, genocide, slavery, bigotry, and misogyny are really appropriate for kids without parental consent and\/or supervision.<\/strong><\/em> But, if the Attorney General and the Superintendents from the great state of Oklahoma really want to promote and protect Biblical literacy \u2013 who are we to argue? After all, the Bible really is chock full of relevant content for school kids today.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This is an exciting development, indeed! Here is a small sample of what you can find in these satirical (but disturbingly accurate) children’s Bibles:
\n\"hate_full\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Please see the full letter<\/a> for more. I’m going to rush out and grab some of these while supplies last.<\/p>\n

EDIT: Oh, my. This American Atheists publicity stunt<\/a> is going to have some people upset.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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