{"id":2398,"date":"2014-08-15T16:20:20","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T21:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2014-08-22T14:25:16","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T19:25:16","slug":"freethought-fridayreads-towing-jehovah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/2014\/08\/15\/freethought-fridayreads-towing-jehovah\/","title":{"rendered":"Freethought #FridayReads &#8211; Towing Jehovah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you intend to take my advice about what books to read only once, forget all the previous posts in this series and remember this one.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2014\/08\/towing2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2789\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2014\/08\/towing2.jpg\" alt=\"towing2\" width=\"200\" height=\"309\" border=\"0\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2014\/08\/towing2.jpg 200w, https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/files\/2014\/08\/towing2-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>The 2-mile long corpse of God is found floating dead in the ocean. The Kingdom of Heaven and the Vatican quickly move to give the body a proper burial and hide it from public view; the angel Raphael tasks Anthony Van Horne to captain the supertanker Carpco Valparaiso on a mission to tow the body to safety in the Arctic. Meanwhile, literally militant atheists (from a group suspiciously resembling <a href=\"www.centerforinquiry.net\/nyc\" target=\"_blank\">CFI-NY<\/a>) mobilize to bomb the corpus dei into oblivion using a private airforce composed of WWII vintage aircraft, and a series of natural disasters threaten to ruin everything for all concerned.<\/p>\n<p>An array of characters from all faiths and none each struggle to cope with the death of god in their own way. To quote the author:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Anthony Van Horne&#8217;s cargo becomes a kind of three-dimensional Rorschach test. For radical feminists, a male Corpus Dei implicitly ratifies the patriarchy and must be blown out of the water. For the Catholic Church, God&#8217;s body is both a sacred trust and a thoroughgoing embarrassment; the sooner it&#8217;s secluded in its tomb, the better. For atheists and humanists, the corpse is no less of a scandal; if God is dead, then He once existed, and the secular worldview is therefore invalidated.<\/p>\n<p>In this sense, <i>Towing Jehovah<\/i> evokes &#8220;The Blind Men and the Elephant,&#8221; the Hindu folk tale in which each member of a troupe of blind men reaches a different conclusion about the same pachyderm depending upon which part he encounters: trunk, tusk, tail, ear, leg, or side.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever wondered whether an omnipotent being has the power to permanently off himself, and how humanity would learn to live with that loss, then probably you should <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Towing-Jehovah-Harvest-James-Morrow\/dp\/0156002108\/\">read this book<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Edit (15-Aug) &#8211;<\/strong>\u00a0If you&#8217;d like to hear more from James Morrow, I have an old interview of him up <a href=\"http:\/\/podbay.fm\/show\/359065339\/e\/1347174061\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/podbay.fm\/show\/359065339\/e\/1347778861\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you intend to take my advice about what books to read only once, forget all the previous posts in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,12,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-atheism","category-freethought-in-popular-culture","category-friday-reads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/backgroundprobability\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}