• Monday Morning Musical Meme – American Jesus

    American exceptionalism is all over the news these days, what with our (hopefully temporary) inability to hold our government together despite being the world’s oldest continuously functioning Constitutional democracy. As in written Constitution, for my British readers.

    We Americans are also exceptional in other ways, such as our retention of remarkably high levels of the old faiths depite being a prosperous and free country. I’m not about to assume that these two forms of exceptionalism are wholly unrelated, but this song is about the latter sort of exceptionalism.


    I don't need to be a global citizen
    'Cause I'm blessed by nationality
    I'm a member of a growing populace
    We enforce our popularity

    There are things that seem to pull us under and
    There are things that drag us down
    But there's a power and a vital presence
    That's lurking all around

    We've got the American Jesus
    See him on the interstate
    We've got the American Jesus
    He helped build the president's estate

    I feel sorry for the earth's population
    'Cause so few live in the U.S.A.
    At least the foreigners can copy our morality
    They can visit but they cannot stay

    Only precious few can garner the prosperity
    It makes us walk with renewed confidence
    We've got a place to go when we die
    And the architect resides right here

    We've got the American Jesus
    Bolstering national faith
    We've got the American Jesus
    Overwhelming millions every day

    He's the farmers barren fields
    (In God)
    The force the army wields
    (We trust)
    The expression on the faces of the starving millions
    (Because he's one of us)

    The power of the damned
    (Break down)
    The fuel that drives the Klan
    (Cave in)
    He's the motive and the conscience of the murderer
    (He can redeem your sin)

    He's the preacher on TV
    (Strong heart)
    The false sincerity
    (Clear mind)
    The form letter that's written by the big computers
    (And infinitely kind)

    The nuclear bombs
    (You lose)
    The kids with no moms
    (We win)
    And I'm fearful that he's inside me
    (He is our champion)

    Yeah, we've got the American Jesus
    See him on the interstate
    (We've got the American Jesus)
    We've got the American Jesus
    Exercising his authority

    We've got the American Jesus
    Bolstering National faith
    (We've got the American Jesus)
    We've got the American Jesus
    Overwhelming millions every day

    One nation under God
    One nation under God
    One nation under God

    Category: Musical Memes

    Article by: Damion Reinhardt

    Former fundie finds freethought fairly fab.