{"id":1857,"date":"2016-04-28T06:00:21","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T11:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/?p=1857"},"modified":"2016-04-27T23:06:17","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T04:06:17","slug":"satanic-bikini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/2016\/04\/satanic-bikini\/","title":{"rendered":"A satanic bikini"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;text-align: justify\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/2016\/04\/28\/satanic-bikini\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/files\/2016\/04\/Satanic-Bikini.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not in the swimsuit industry, but I just learned of the existence of <a href=\"http:\/\/dangerousminds.net\/comments\/you_sexy_devil_satanic_pentagram_bikini\">this garment<\/a> that <strong>will keep both religious zealots and SJW puritans away. It&#8217;s like a lucky charm!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hail Satan! And hail your bikini this year with a five-pointed star bikini by Etsy shop <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/128624919\/pentagram-bikini-goth-swimsuit-satanic?ref=shop_home_listings\">DiktatorFashionLab<\/a>. The pentagram bikini sells for $139.03 plus shipping.<\/p>\n<p>I can only imagine this swimsuit will make for some interesting tan lines this Summer.<\/p>\n<p>As a side note: not only does <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/DiktatorFashionLab?ref=l2-shopheader-name\">DiktatorFashionLab<\/a> make pentagram swimwear, but also pentagram <em>lingerie<\/em> if you\u2019re interested in some Satanic sexytime. Check \u2018em out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What a perfect way to keep those creeps away when on vacation!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not in the swimsuit industry, but I just learned of the existence of this garment that will keep both&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":1858,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[399,398,400],"class_list":["post-1857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-secularism","tag-clothes","tag-funny","tag-satanism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skepticink.com\/avant-garde\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}